* Just how much dirt must you get on a president before you can impeach the bastard? Oh, I see, you must have a certifiably official video of him using a cigar in a sexually explicit manner with a female, not his wife, on government property. (12-31)
* I prefer to fight the War on Bush. When we win that one, THEN we'll feel safer. (12-31)
* The Bush Warrantless Spying Defense: "The Founding Fathers never mentioned anything in the Constitution about intercepting emails." (12-31)
* I know Benjamin Franklin doesn't hold much water with the President, but here goes, anyway: "Those that would give up essential liberty in pursuit of a little temporary security deserve neither liberty nor security." (12-31)
* The United Police States of America (12-31)
* The Bush Administration = RIGHTS RAPISTS (12-31)
* I suppose it's unpatriotic to complain about being spied upon. How about, IT'S UNPATRIOTIC TO WANTONLY SPY ON YOUR OWN CITIZENS, DAMNIT?! (12-31)
* NEOCONS are fascists dressed in Republican clothing. (12-31)
* My interpretation of the latest leak investigation: "We must find and bring to justice those shameful criminals who leaked that we shameful criminals illegally spy on Americans at will." (12-31)
* I can't even look at a "bush" in my backyard without puking. (12-30)
* The Iraqi Pledge of Allegience: "One nation under God, completely divisible..." (12-29)
* Beware of 3-letter abbreviations: GOP, CIA, FBI, IRS, NSA, KGB... (12-28)
* "Bronco George" Bush: running roughshod on everybody's rights. Are ya gonna brand the terrorists, Mr. President? EEEEE-HAAAAA. (12-28)
* The best country in the world should ACT like the best country in the world. (12-27)
* Hey, NSA, spy on THIS! (12-27)
* Sam Alito: he'll be good for reigning in some more of our civil liberties. (12-27)
* God, I miss Harriet Miers. (12-27)
* WAR: What A Racket (12-27)
* SERENITY NOW some other time (12-26)
* Apparently, Muslims are radioactive. (12-26)
* Merry Political Correctness (12-25)
* IMPEACH THE SON OF A BUSH! (12-25)
* Rampant NSA eavesdropping, growing illegal surveillance, civil liberties down the shitter...what's not to feel safe about? (12-25)
* Wait: is it even possible to impeach a dictator, or is he granted immunity by the National Security Agency? (12-25)
* EMBARRASSED AMERICAN PATRIOT (12-24)
* "Fun with Dick and George": okay, Saddam is thee one guy you may torture. (12-24)
* Call me "overly patriotic," but the first word that comes to mind when you mention "White House" is "OVERTHROW." (12-24)
* You can only get away with lying to the ignorant or the arrogant. (12-24)
* 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue: home of the White LIE House. (12-24)
* I'd like to wish George Bush and his entire administration a very Merry Christmas. May Satan Claus bring you all that you so rightfully deserve. (12-22)
* Caught on video: Founding Fathers literally rolling in their graves. (12-22)
* ANWR: Ain't No Way, Republicans (12-22)
* On the lips of rosy-cheeked children throughout the land: "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth...and impeachment." (12-22)
* Civil Liberties? What Civil Liberties? We don't need no stinking Civil Liberties! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (12-21)
* George James Bond Bush: 00-WWJD (12-21)
*
"C'mon people now,
Fire on your brother
Ev'rybody get together
Try and torture one another right now..." (Thanks to Chet Powers and The Youngbloods) (12-21)
* So, you can only impeach a President if he has oral sex in the Oval Office, right? (12-21)
* The Evolution of George Bush: President = Presidic = Dicsident = Dictator (12-21)
* Intelligent Design has finally evolved into thin air, thank God. (12-21)
* The President invokes his Constitutional interpretation to become George W. Bush, Presidential Dictator. (12-20)
* "It's HARD WORK circumventin' the Constitution." (12-20)
* The BUSH CHECK AND BALANCE SYSTEM: "I do whatever I want. You check and balance it." (12-20)
* What's the big hairy deal about the Constitution anyway? It's not like it's sacred or anything. (12-20)
* Leaking details about the NSA "a shameful act," Mr. President? YOU are one continuous shameful act. (12-20)
* "To say 'unchecked power' basically is ascribing some kind of dictatorial position to the president, which I strongly reject." -Dictator George W. Bush (12-20)
* George W. Bush never met a civil liberty he couldn't hijack. (12-20)
* "A speech a day keeps the truth at bay." (12-19)
* Dubya, who died and made you King? (Karl Azid Hancher) (12-18)
* Didn't we overthrow the British for acting this pompous? (12-18)
* There's just no way JESUS would've stood for all this neocon malarkey. NO WAY IN HELL. (12-18)
* George Walker Bush: Just how long can one nose grow? (12-18)
* Since when were lying, corruption, spying, and treason PATRIOTIC? (12-18)
* George W. Bush: "Lame Dead Duck Walking" (12-18)
* IT'S PERSONAL NOW: I saw President "Spying Liar" speaking with Jim Lehrer last night on PBS. I have never witnessed a bigger embarrassment in my life. Lehrer was unyielding about the NSA spying scandal, torture, the Patriot Act, DeLay, Libby, and "THE LEAK." Bush was a fidgeting mess. He was so non-credible you could tell HE didn't even believe his own bullshit. You just knew he was coached by Scott McClellan. How anyone in their right-wing mind could honestly believe and support this unpatriotic bastard of a president is seriously beyond my comprehension. How ANYONE could look at this tyrant and feel good about being an American would require an overdose of ecstacy. I am ashamed he is my President, I am ashamed for what he's done to our Country, and I am ashamed of what he has done to the World. Ladies and gentlemen: George Walker Bush is unquestionably the TERRORIST we must fear most. AND, knowing what we know now, WHAT DON'T WE KNOW?! (12-17)
* Welcome to the Oxymoron Hall of Fame = George W. Bush: "Taking away freedom to preserve freedom." (12-17)
* President Bush: please bury your fascist Patriot Act in a grave right next to Terri Schiavo. (12-17)
* George W. Bush: the Anti-Freedom. (12-17)
* Menage-a-Fox: Hannity, O'Reilly, Novak. You boys got a lotta 'splainin' to do. (12-17)
* For a man so bent on spreading freedom, he certainly has no problem taking it away from Americans. (12-17)
* Ahmadinejad, the Tirant (12-17)
* We WILL have World Peace sooner or later. It's just a matter of whether human beings will be here to enjoy it. (12-16)
* So, you spied on your own countrymen, aye George? That's the kind of shit dictators do. (12-16)
* That is so cool of President Bush to find Tom DeLay innocent. Why even bother to have a trial? (12-16)
* "The United States does not torture, nor will we ever do it again." (12-16)
* They voted in Iraq. All is forgiven, President Bush. (That's bizarre, a monkey just flew out of my butt.) (12-15)
* The IRAQ SWORDSMEN will begin NFL play in 2006. (12-15)
* Ecstatic over Iraq, President Bush promises pardons in advance for all Christian Pro-War staffers and Congressmen. (12-15)
* "UNLICENSED CONTRACTORS build everything else." (Thanks to Steve White) (12-14)
* That bastard president of Iran reminds me ours. Do ya think just maybe they were separated at birth? (12-14)
* What's 30,000 Iraqis, give or take a few? (12-14)
* Oh goody, it's Purple Finger Time again. (12-14)
* Redistrict Tom DeLay. (12-13)
* "LEAVE IT TO HAMMER" starring Gerry Manders as "The Hammer." (12-13)
* Equating the lawless immoral invasion of Iraq with the American Revolution is BLASPHEMY. (12-13)
* Poet Laureate, Donald Rumsfeld bans use of the term "civil war." (12-13)
* Democracies do not torture. Guess that puts the U.S. and Iraq on the "Not-A-Democracy List." (12-13)
* "The Iraqi-Pokey"
You shoot your right foot in,
You shoot your right foot out;
You shoot your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Iraqi-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about! (12-13)
* MERRY KALASHNIKOV (12-12)
* The Bush Regime: "Fascists Spreading Democracy" (12-12)
* President Bush and I actually have something in common: I like horse racing and he's a horse's ass. (12-11)
* The only BUSH I trust is REGGIE ! (12-11)
* You know "he's" thinkin' it: "We can defeat global warming by defeating the terrorists in Iraq who also flew our planes into the Twin Towers on 9/11." (12-11)
* Apparently unbeknownst to many in "The Regime," THE BILL OF RIGHTS does not refer to RIGHT-wingers. (12-10)
* Do you wanna be safe or free? You can't be both, so that's why we have the Patriot Act. (12-10)
* HOLY FRIJOLE! What are we gonna do about immigration? (12-10)
* We've entered the "Chronicles of IRANarnia." (12-10)
* Iran's President Ahmadinejad has learned how to talk revolting "smack" from the master of obnoxious arrogance, President Bush. (12-10)
* Thank God the U.S. isn't falling for any of that Clinton crap about global warming jeopardizing our children's future. (12-10)
* All right, MORE tax cuts for the rich. WOOO-HOOO!!! (12-09)
* HELL YEAH, I FEEL SAFER WITH FEWER RIGHTS! (12-09)
* The Patriot Act = Constitutional Colonoscopy (12-09)
* Bush Regime logic: "A warmer globe is more conducive to spreading freedom." (12-09)
* The United States probably uses a kinder, gentler torture, right? (12-08)
* Okay, so the President of the United States is a torturing S.O.B. BUT, he IS really kind to animals. (12-08)
* The White House is one LOUSY role model. (12-08)
* "Will there be abuses of policy? That's entirely possible. Just because you're a democracy, it doesn't mean that you're perfect." --Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice on detainee treatment. (Well, I'm certainly relieved.) (12-08)
* Essentially, the Secretary of State argues that democracies have the "FREEDOM" to torture. (12-08)
* Why, I believe it's "FORK TIME" for pretty much the whole damned administration: STICK A FORK IN 'EM ALL! (12-08)
* Slick Madison Avenue PR firm hired to promote War with
"Smell the Democracy" ads. (12-08)
* Abu George (12-08)
* "Cheneyac": the worst kind of maniac. (12-08)
* John Murtha: this hawk's a dove. (12-08)
* The President certainly spins a helluva good fairy tale: "...And all the good little Iraqi boys and girls lived happily ever after in their brand new terror-free democracy..." (12-08)
* Damnit, George, would you just give it up and go save some money on your car insurance for Godsakes. (12-08)
* President Bush, you've been "MURTHAnized." (12-08)
* Friends Don't Let Friends Torture Detainees (12-07)
* I assume the Iraqis will be celebrating Christmas now that they're a democracy and all. (12-07)
* Here's an epiphany for you: what if really good folks ran our country? (12-07)
* Let's clear this up once and for all: The United States does NOT condone torture, but rather, "the gentle rendition of voluntary information from detainees at secret locales." (12-07)
* Why are we so damn worried about the bird flu when we've got The Bush Pandemic on our hands? (12-07)
* Condoleezza, is it time to stick a fork in you, too? (12-07)
* Apparently, the United States is in the last throes of safety. (12-06)
* Condi's rendition: "We're in the last throes of torturing detainees in our secret global jails. Oops, did I say 'our'?!" (12-06)
* FEMA asks the LEGO Group to submit New Orleans levee bid. (12-06)
* Ever the wordsmith, Rumsfeld calls the planted Pentagon stories "Proper-ganda." (12-06)
* "Saddam" Cheney has a nice ring to it. (12-06)
* Keep smiling, TOM. (12-06)
* Torture isn't that bad of a thing if it's patriotic. (12-05)
* A hell of a lot of innocent people are dying for your sins, Bush Regime. (12-05)
* Michael Brown, Disaster Consultant, 1-800-BROWNIE (12-05)
* We haven't forgotten Katrina, have we, Bush Regime? (12-05)
* We've all climbed off your "Freedom-Spreader," George. (12-05)
* President "Catch-22" has accomplished this mission in Iraq: we dare not stay, yet we dare not leave. Perfect neocon harmony. (12-05)
* Winning the War on Terror is no more difficult that winning the War on Black Holes. (12-05) |
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